Tired of only arguing with your beloved one in real life? Unhappy about not even having a partner to argue with? Play this digital board / role-playing game in which you will interpret one of the two halves of a couple during a truly apocalyptic, end-of-the-relationship quarrel.

Jane and Jack used to love each other. Right now, they just hate each other's guts. Play either of them in a game about blindly attacking each other, one square at a time. Destroy their biggest insecurities. MakeThemKneel.



  •  Each character has three main tokens, which represent their biggest insecurities and are defined by the game. Those are the ones you need to destroy in order to win the argument!


  • There are secondary tokens, too. Destroying them gives you a special attack, plus you can give them any meaning you want. Maybe Jack forgot their hamsters on the balcony and let them to freeze their furry asses off? Maybe Jane came home one night after a party, puked a Jackson Pollock all over the apartment floor and went to bed without cleaning it up? Your imagination (and past trauma) is the limit.


The board has special squares designed to puzzle and infuriate your opponent:

  • Use the "Poker Face" square to just stare them down and not saying if you have a token on said square or not. 
  • Take advantage of the "Gaslighting" square, which allows you to blatantly lie and tell your rival that you don't have a token on that square when you actually do. Feel their rage!
  • Beware of the "Crying" square. Sure, showing emotion is great, but not if it makes you reveal where your insecurities are during an argument!





                                 IMPORTANT NOTES: 

Don't forget to download the instruction booklet to read the rules!

You will need two computers to properly play the game, since you need to be looking at the screen at all times but aren’t allowed to see the other player’s board.






* Disclaimer: the creator of this game does NOT condone toxic relationships.

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Relationship (macOS).app.zip 1 MB
Relationship (Windows).zip 4 MB
Relationship Instruction Booklet.pdf 840 kB

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